geekrebel’s posterous

Thank you for sending me the SASOL annual report which I received as a
shareholder.

I wish to kindly request that in future you do not send me a hardcopy,
but rather let me know by email (or a simple postcard, if you have to
send something by post) where I can download the electronic version,
which I see is currently available at http://tinyurl.com/sasolreport

The 2 glossy hardcopies I received are more than 300 pages long, are
unlikely to be read nor recycled. Perhaps SASOL could help to start
some recycling initiatives? Recycling bins at all petrol stations
would be a GREAT idea!

Kind regards,
Henk Kleynhans

http://blogs.timeslive.co.za/hartley/2009/11/14/time-lapse-photography-of-melting-glaciers-be-very-afraid/

(via @elodiek)

Basically, SA is unlikely to see the kind of social monetary 'revolution' that Kenya has experienced with M-PESA (Have a look at this documentary: )
Looks like we'll be stuck in the dark ages of Apartheid era Reserve Bank policies. There can only be two reasons for this:

1. It's a conspiracy. The policies are in favour of the Big Banks, which themselves are big shareholders of the SA Reserve Bank. It wouldn't be in their favour if people in SA were able to trade outside of 'the system'. You might soon find that Data or Airtime could be more valuable than currency. And of course, the Reserve Bank can control the money supply with normal currency, but it's more difficult to do so when alternative currencies are being used for trade. And although mobile payments aren't anywhere close to being a real alternative, it might just be more difficult to control. 

2. It's stupidity. But it's not Today's Stupidity. These policies were made long ago when our National Party forefathers couldn't imagine such a thing as a cellphone. And even if they could (based on a walkie-talkie), do you think they would have thought you could use a walkie-talkie to pay someone money? As Hanlon's Razor says: "Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence." 

So why is Dave Mitchell of the SA Reserve Bank perpetuating and defending Yesterday's Stupidity?) 

Perhaps it can all be explained by means of the following parable: 

There was an experiment involving 5 monkeys, a cage, a banana, a ladder and, crucially, a water hose.

The 5 monkeys were locked in a cage, after which a banana was hung from the ceiling with a ladder placed right underneath it.

Of course, immediately, one of the monkeys would race towards the ladder, intending to climb it and grab the banana. However, as soon as he would start to climb, the sadist (euphemistically called “scientist”) would spray the monkey with ice-cold water. In addition, however, he would also spray the other four monkeys…

When a second monkey was about to climb the ladder, the scientist would again spray all the monkeys; likewise for the third climber and, if they were particularly persistent (or dumb), the fourth one. Then they would have learned their lesson: they were not going to climb the ladder again – banana or no banana.

The scientist would then replace one of the monkeys with a new one. The new guy would spot the banana, think “why don’t these idiots go get it?!” and start climbing the ladder. Then, however, it got interesting: the other four monkeys, familiar with the cold-water treatment, would run towards the new guy and beat him up. The new guy, blissfully unaware of the cold-water history, would get the message: no climbing up the ladder in this cage – banana or no banana.

When the beast outside the cage would replace a second monkey with a new one, the events would repeat themselves – with one notable detail: the first new monkey, who had never received the cold-water treatment himself (and didn’t even know anything about it), would, with equal vigour and enthusiasm, join in the beating of the new guy on the block.

The researcher kept replacing monkeys until eventually all the monkeys had been replaced and none of the ones in the cage had any experience or knowledge of the cold-water treatment.

Then, a new monkey was introduced into the cage. It ran toward the ladder only to get beaten up by the others. None of these monkeys had ever been sprayed by cold water.

I don't know if our decidedly 3rd world exchange control & banking policies are due to malice or incompetence. On the one hand, I hope it is malice. Malice can be proven in a court of law and we could hope to uncover some bribes paid by banks for policies that favour them. On the other hand, if it's incompetence, it should be a simple matter of challenging the policies at the Constitutional Court and have South Africa be rid of them and welcome a new era of financial freedom. 

I was walking past Valkenberg the other day and all the patients were
shouting "13... 13... 13...". The fence was too high to see over, but
I saw a little gap in the planks. So I looked through to see what was
going on... Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all
started shouting "14... 14... 14".

Cape Town to San Francisco 0.37 Mbps

Cape Town to London 0.71 Mbps

Cape Town to Johannesburg 3.08 Mbps

Conclusion: New fibre-optic links to South Africa is more important for improving access, than it is for dropping prices.

SMS from my neighbour:

"Dear Henk. SORRY THIS IS A BIG BITCH!!... I am sitting here on my deck
admiring our beautiful view. My garden is looking great (which I spend
a great deal of time and money on). (Our neighbour)'s garden is
looking great too. Then I see yours...

Oh My God! PLEASE clean your garden. Even my guests are offended by
it! I have a very good gardener who would need to come in once a month
to keep things tidy. He is R140 / day plus food. Regards, (neighbour)
Sorry it really needs some love..."