SMS from my neighbour:

"Dear Henk. SORRY THIS IS A BIG BITCH!!... I am sitting here on my deck
admiring our beautiful view. My garden is looking great (which I spend
a great deal of time and money on). (Our neighbour)'s garden is
looking great too. Then I see yours...

Oh My God! PLEASE clean your garden. Even my guests are offended by
it! I have a very good gardener who would need to come in once a month
to keep things tidy. He is R140 / day plus food. Regards, (neighbour)
Sorry it really needs some love..."